Welcome to the Highland podcast.

This is your host, Bravo, Bravo, Ducking, Bravo,

and I am about to recap the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

We're going to do season five, episode 10, kiss kiss, bangs, bangs.

This came on last night when I was under the throes of plants, I had taken some medicine. I'd burn the midnight oil a few, too many times in a week, and I just started to crash, and I thought, let me just knock myself out. So while this was airing live, I was face down on my bed, fully clothed, passed out. And I knew it was going to hit me. So I took that book

into bed with me, the one that's like, why does he do that? The one that I'm reading right now getting through it. And I'm just highlighting like a madwoman. And I passed out with a highlighter in my hand. I'm learning so much, though. It's really fascinating. It's like any toxic excuse we see from a man on any of these shows,

I'm going to have the actual tools to rebut it. And soon, you shall as well when I do my report on it.

And thank you to everybody who's leaving comments on the Patreon on the low pressure book club.

I see them pop up on my phone throughout the day and I'm like like, oh, good. Oh, good. That's another good one.

Good. I like that feedback. I had a really long day to day. Physically and mentally exhausting, so I just took another little bit of plant medicine gummy. So whoever I am right now as I start this pod may not be the same person that I am later on. It'll be a fun journey for all of us. Let's get started, shall we? Okay, well, we're starting

cute. They got, you know what, the Salt Lake City production, because these are all keep in mind, very few of them are produced by the same people. And the Salt Lake City folks, they like to have a good time. They really do. And we're starting this like a storybook. It's like a narrator of an old fable saying like, no, we're going to Salt Lake's and they show Mary a book. It's like a narrator of an old fable saying like, no, we're going to Salt Licks. And they show Mary,

a book opens. It says Mary's name. And she's walking down steps. Is she holding candles? How many wicks?

Okay, they were candles. And Mary's wearing a hot pink robe with eyeballs on both breasts.

Eyeballs. So hot right now. And she's setting up for a, it

looks like a dinner party. There's a picture of Audrey Hepburn in her breakfast at Tiffany's garb.

They're throwing crystals on the table. It's very below deck. And Mary is displeased with quite a few

things that they're trying to use as table-scaping. There were tiny and little white

high-heel shoes. She took those off, said, not in my house. It's like, yeah, we have standards in this house where the furniture looks like it's from Alice in Wonderland. And then there were these little cylindrical things that I guess were fire, and she's like, get those off there too. She's drilling that dinner party with an iron fist. And the narration continues, but things weren't going

for the rest of her friends. What are we doing? This narrator's having a good time. Will Mary's social gathering bring the group together or will she get burned? Hepburned, get it? Okay. And they say find out on breakfast that marries and they close a little fake storybook that says Breakfast that marries. I don't know what's going on over there. But you kids keep having fun. Lisa is at Kimosabe. I report Lisa is at Kimosabe. I did not know that Kimosabe was a franchise. The Kimosabe that Kyle goes to her fave place of overpriced hats. I'm sure they're great. I'm sure they're worth every penny. Is in Aspen. But here we have Lisa looking at turquoise jewelry in Salt Lake City at a Kimosabe. Well, Lisa's going to buy a $2,200 ring and a necklace that's very big and so it's probably a lot more money. Heather walks in and says,

I thought Kimo Sabi was sushi. Heather, I refuse to believe that you don't watch Beverly Hills. They go to the hidden bar. I guess at every Kimosabe, there's a little hidden bar. And Lisa's got the biggest aviators on. I mean, she just has a tiny face. She's a tiny-faced person. You know I love a big sunglasses, but these aren't really sunglasses. They're not prescription. They're clear.

You know I love a big sunglasses, but these aren't really sunglasses. They're not prescription. They're clear. You know what? I would love a margarita.

Oh, they make a big deal out of the fact that this guy bartender has a raccoon penis on his hat.

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