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Today we are doing a recap of the very last reunion for Salt Lake City for Season 5, Part 3.

I watched it last night and I was taking notes and I honestly was frozen, zoned out. Stopped watching. After a section about J. Rod came up, you know, the Osmond Dangleberry, that took me to my core. That guy, to me, is such a loser. It's so cringe. It's so ick. I don't know what drives Brittany. It's got to be the name. It's got to be the name, right? I mean,

an in-sell by any other name smells as shitty, doesn't it? I was so disgusted. I tagged his cousin.

I tagged Marie. I tagged Marie Osmond, come get him. Would you teach him some manners, please? Counsel,

your cousin. I hope she does't. I hope she's embarrassed for

the family name. Who knew? No one could have ever anticipated that the Osmond family that you look

back on and you think, oh, you know, the shows that they had in the 70s, squeaky clean, nice family,

uh-uh, stock has tanked. One bad apple. That's all it takes. Now, to a whole other generations,

this is what they think of when they hear the name Osmond. Let's just get into it. Let's recap.

This is Salt Lake City, Season 5, Episode 19, Union Part 3. Uncensored, extended version on Peacock.

Now, throughout the entire episode, they keep putting the camera on Brittany because she just is like randomly complaining to anyone

that will listen. So it begins and it ends with Brittany randomly complaining to the air,

nobody, a camera, a camera person. So we open with people sitting down and Brittany's getting ready

to sit down. She says, I don't even get a grand entrance.

I don't walk in.

So she's upset because the cameras are just going to go up and she's just going to already be on set on the far, far, far end of a couch. Them's the brakes, tuts. You exhausted us. But she is so excited to be there. so excited to be there that even as Andy starts teeing it up saying,

hide your wine bottles and your recording devices. Her arms go up. Woo!

She doesn't say woo. I'm adding it. She's like pointing into the imaginary stands.

Hey. Hey. And of course she says, I'm so excited to be here. We can tell. We can tell.

And then Andy points out something I mentioned when I was recapping Union Part 1, which is that she showed up in the same dress that Angie is wearing. And when they told her that, she said, oh, of course, I'll change as a good friend of should. So on stage, he says that to the ladies. And Angie's like, oh, Oh, that's so nice. Even after I talked about her hair. Angie is so funny. I don't think she means to be as mean or funny, which they're the same to me. She's funny when she's mean and it doesn't mean to be. And they talk about her hair and she's karastas thermique. Can't you tell my hair looks so good? And I think she did go to Angie's salon.

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