Welcome to the high and low podcast.

This is your host, Bravo, Bravo, Ducking, Bravo.

Today we're going to recap the Real Housewives of New Jersey, something I meant to do last night.

But I had a little too much fun with my dosage.

I had a little extra part of a gummy, kind of a new

kind. I crossed the streams. I blended different kinds. And I found myself listening to music

while online shopping. And I just came back downstairs to my little computer area. The stuff

that I have put into shopping bags. I have 15 items in a Zara shopping bag

that is for a life that I do not live. The high version of me, she's got good taste. She really does.

She picked out an outfit, a top and pants that are the same color as Brat Summer, like a shart truce.

Midnight version of me, real question, where were we going in this?

Is this an outfit that will work in our daily life when a child chewing a mouthful of food

sneezes at point blank range? Will that work? I've got a shirt on here with a deep V so deep. It's cut to the

navel like the J-Lo Versace dress. Where are we going? You're not going to wear bras anymore?

Having a brawless brat summer. And then I put a bunch of these comically large, super ultra wide leg

pants in my basket. I know better. Sober me knows better. My butt is going to look like

a sail, a canvas sail, keeping a ship moving forward on the open ocean. Zara didn't even have

the decency to put pockets on the back of those big boys. Like, give me some pockets to break up

just the expanse of fabric. I do like one shirt

that ties with the waist. I'll probably keep maybe two, three items maximum of what I, in a very

high state, put into the shopping cart. And everything is 4990 or 4590. What's up with that?

Feels weird. It feels arbitrary. I hate shopping so much. It's so much energy. The one thing I do envy of people who are in the public eye is that they have a stylist who just says, look, I know your body, I know what looks good on you. I know what you like. I know what makes you happy. I know the kind of events you need to go to. Here's everything you need for like the next six months. That is a situation where money can buy you happiness, I think. Otherwise, we're just out here. We're just out here in the ether. I'm trying to look at what is the, what is the fabric made up? You want to charge me $100 for a t-shirt? Did you actually use a natural fiber? What are the washing instructions. Am I never going to be able to wash this after I get it? Is it itchy? That's my

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