Welcome to the high and low podcast. This is your host Bravo Bravo, Bravo, Ducking Bravo,

and today we are going to talk about the next episode of Real Housewives of Orange County

slash The Torture of Shannon continues. Against my will, I was made aware of the fact that Johnny Dushbags and Jesus Jugs

were on Watch What Happens Live. And Andy, being the godfather of Messi that he is, asked them,

Are you going to have a pre-nup? And Alexis, he's going to step back out of this marriage if you keep asking him.

Alexis, it's a very normal, typical question. And Johnny Dushbags from the audience says, no, I don't want one. No, I didn't want one. And we all know that's the end of that discussion. Because what Johnny Dushbags doesn't want or wants is just how it's going to go. But when Andy asked her the question, are you going to take his name? Then she had an answer. Absolutely. Absolutely.

100%. AJ. Call me AJ. No one's ever going to call you that. You're Jesus Jugs till you die,

Tuts. Maybe it's because I've done two of these back to back. I feel like I've seen too much of them,

which seeing them once is enough. I could go the rest of my life without seeing either one of them, but then just the degree to which they are being shoved in our faces. I've kind of had it. The only thing keeping me sane right now is these new books I'm reading. I know what I said. I know I said I wasn't going to read any more on my phone that I was going to really devote myself to the hard copy of a court of Thorns and Roses Akotar. But you know what? Something, there was a little itch in the back of my mind like, there's this one book people keep talking about. Let me just read the first chapter or two. Just see what it's about. And then I'll know, because here's the thing, time

out, here's the thing. It's really easy for me to just scroll on my phone anywhere, any place,

any time. Am I at a kid's sporting thing? Fine. Scroll on my phone randomly. Am I waiting in the

pickup line? Scroll on my phone. I don't have to have the perfect lighting. Nobody

knows what I'm doing. Nobody knows what I'm reading. So I started reading this book. It is my favorite

book that I have read so far out of all the Romantasy books I have tried. Life is subjective.

Everybody has their favorites. This one is mine. I read this book. I laughed. I cried. I, I, I sweated. I got to the

end of the book. I had to just sit in silence. I liked it so much. It was profound in ways that the other

books I have read have not been. There was a depth there. The subject matter was rich.

So I did what I always tell people they should do when

they're really moved by something that took somebody else's blood, sweat, and tears to create.

I stopped and I wrote the author on Instagram. And as I'm on her, I wrote this big long thing.

And then as I'm on her page, I look and it says, follow up to this book, as in book two is now available. The book I just read is a duo. It's a two

book set. It was like a record scratch. I stopped what I was doing. I went and downloaded that

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