Welcome to the High Low Podcast. This is your host, Bravo, Bravo,

Ducking Bravo. And we're about to do a double header, a back-to-back, a Real Housewives of Orange

County recap. Why? Because I miss an episode. And then I went back and I watched it.

And then I watched the one after it. And I said, I can do this in an hour.

Now, I would have had this done faster, but unfortunately, the episode that I missed, which was episode four, not my cup of tea. It began with the Dubros doing a level of bragging and name-dropping

that I personally haven't seen in a long time. They're walking around their kitchen in a

condo and they're like, hold on a minute now. Is that our house? And they look out the window into

the Hollywood Hills and they say, oh no, but wait, is that Drake's house? And they're squinting and they're

pointing Drake's house. Drake? Really? Drake? Just make sure you had your little sister from him. Come on, Heather.

But honestly, it really did add to the moment because it was tone deaf on top of tone deaf. On top of

tone deaf. It was a tone deaf trifecta TDT. She hit the hat trick of obtuse. And then she puts on a fur coat,

take champagne out to the balcony.

And they're like, oh, blah, blah, blah. It's too much for me sometimes. And I honestly, I had just taken a gummy. I was going to chill out and watch that get caught up before I did my Friday night TikTok drop. I had to stop. I had to stop. I felt gross. I was like, I can't do this. I had to go watch something funny. Ew. Those two crazy

kids, though, glad they found each other. I don't know who could put up with either one of them,

except for each other. They're both the same in so many ridiculous ways. Hey, guys, what's your

secret to a long marriage? What keeps you together? Being insufferable. Okay, all right. Then there

was a whole part where they talked about a health scare

the Terry had, but Terry's health scare quickly pivoted into a plug for an app. I'm sure the app is great.

I would also bet they got paid to plug that app. Glad Terry's fine. Also glad their scene is over.

We move on. I was thinking about something today. I was thinking about how I wish

that people who were in the years of like, I'm raising children, I'm working a job, I'm doing

whatever I'm doing, I'm very busy. I wish that we had access to a cafeteria, the way that

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