Do you have stories it's taking a well-earned summer break after nearly a decade of weekly weirdness?

While we regroup and recharge behind the scenes, we're rebroadcasting some of our favorite episodes.

And yes, in the words Varney, we'll be back.

These aren't the stories your mother told you.

No, these are the other stories.

Impersonatorous Rex

Written by Luke Condor, narrated by Josh Curran

My husband does a great dinosaur impersonation.

Her shoulders dropped, falling under the weight of her own words. My husband does a great dinosaur impersonation."

Her shoulders dropped, falling under the weight of her own words.

She glanced back at Gerald, and he saw tears in her eyes, trapped but not falling.

She forced a smile and led him into the living room, her hand gently clutching his fingertips,

pulling him inside.

Gerald looked upon what would have been a good home at one point in time, a place of life and comfort,

a place to raise kids, a place to rest, a living room to really live in, varnished oak tables and bookshelves, a dark brown

shag carpet, an open fireplace with stacked faux wood logs, an old-fashioned hat and coatstand,

a framed Jurassic Park film poster. It was a nice place though. It was rustic, homely, but like

Tours' marriage, it was broken. It's a shame, really, Gerald thought. The red wine stains

would never come out of the carpet like that. There were broken picture frames, too, an ornamental

cat that had lost its head and had been clumsily glued back together. An oak coffee table chipped

and scratched as if someone had kicked it or maybe thrown someone onto it, maybe held them down,

maybe worse. I'm sorry to hear that.

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