Reams of Paper Porn (Pilot Season: Battlestar Galactica Part 1)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
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4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 March 2024
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Summary
When it’s time to make a museum out of the Battlestar Galactica, the ship’s decommissioning ceremony turns into an even busier day for Commander Adama. But when the Cylons magically split the trolly and send it down both tracks, President Rosalind enters into a power struggle with the new leader of the Colonial fleet. What’s the dream move during any argument? Are the Capricans actually Pah-wraith people? How does someone get through TSA with a meat scroll? It’s the episode that’s desperately clinging to the outside of a spaceship!
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| 0:00.0 | It's the greatest trek drive 2024. It's the time of year where Ben and I are sitting in our empty space station, waiting for the friends of DeSoto to appear in order to support our show. |
| 0:15.0 | Yeah, we called it the Max Fun Drive and years passed and it is the Max Fun Drive, but we want to stress |
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| 0:32.2 | weekend and week out so that you have something to look forward to every Friday after a new episode of Star Trek or during something like pilot season. |
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| 0:48.0 | We're going to be back in a little bit to tell you why that's so important and how easy |
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| 0:59.1 | little later. My friends, the great experiment. |
| 1:03.0 | The greatest trick, |
| 1:04.0 | heading, |
| 1:06.0 | trick, trick, trick. |
| 1:07.0 | Would you look at that the greatest trick, |
| 1:10.0 | and you people, you're all astronauts are so well. You people. |
| 1:13.2 | Your old astronauts are some kind of Star Trek. |
| 1:19.4 | Welcome to Greest Trek. |
| 1:20.6 | It's a new Star Trek podcast from the makers of the greatest generation. I'm Ben Harrison. |
| 1:26.0 | I'm Adam Pranica and this is pilot season. Pilot season, nearing a close, nearing a conclusion. |
| 1:34.0 | It feels good to finally have a show with pilot in it. |
| 1:37.0 | Like actual pilot. |
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