Hey everyone. Guess who's back and better than ever. Not us. Just kidding. Your favorite or not so favorite reality TV producers. Morgan here. Your resident, anxious, ADHD, adult executive producer.

And I'm Lauren, host of, well, reality bites, this show.

And Morgan's producing partner and other better, much better off.

We have missed you all so much, and we've got a lot to catch you up on.

And with my mom's passing,

our show had a little bit of a derailment. Some may say a runaway train, and we needed some R&R, some time to decompose, I mean, decompress, and regroup. Or as I like to say, one

percassette and a martini a day. I mean, where else would I find someone to

argue about who is the most iconic Beverly Hills housewife? Okay, okay, okay. Let's not get into that now.

It's Kyle, obviously. But don't think that. Just because we're two producers, we share the same

opinions. Mine's always better.

Please, not a chance.

I can't tell you how many disagreements, let's say, we've gotten into within the four walls of this apartment.

I mean, seriously, it is a miracle that one of us hasn't thrown one of the TVs out the window.

Oh, I've definitely thrown a remote or two.

Not at her, but towards her.

I don't know if you've noticed, but Bravo's slate of shows is a little thin these days.

And you know we've always wanted to sink our teeth into shows outside the bravosphere.

Have you been thunderstruck?

I'm talking about Netflix's America's sweethearts.

Or, as I like to call it, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders on CMT.

And guys, that was country music television.

And how long have we been talking about wanting to do Kardashians on Hulu?

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