You can't have a lot of now

I'm going to be able to Welcome to why I was surprised by my own voice talking.

Welcome to Synchronicity Reality 102 is this

episode. Reality 101 was a smash hit. Everyone really liked that one. It's getting a lot of

feedback. There's so much to cover in this one. So I'm writing things down now as they come to me just because it's actually

impossible to keep up and keep track of that's a sketch. I wrote a sketch, by the way. It's called

Vagina Guy. I'm not joking. This is a real sketch I wrote. I got to, when I go to L.A., I'll probably share it with Duncan,

and I have some other people I want to share it with.

It's good.

It's objectively good.

So I'm just going through that, too.

What the fuck is going on?

Anyway, here it is.

Okay.

So I wrote stuff down, and I realized my Twitter also is my thoughts and I should be looking there for stuff.

It's the worst intro.

But we're going to keep it wrong.

Fuck it, man.

We'll do it live.

So you're going to hear me flipping through pages of stuff and me trying to remember the

fuck I was talking about.

And there's also a healthy chance that I just re-record the second half of this because

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