Real Wizards (Or Some Thoughts on Modern Simpsons From Jackson Baly)
Shut up a Second
Sanspants Radio
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 29 September 2021
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sand's Pants Radio, Australia's dumbest podcast network. |
| 0:06.6 | Hey everybody, and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm Jackson Bailey. |
| 0:10.7 | I'm Zoe B. I'm Hayden Bleakmore. |
| 0:13.6 | And today's topic is real wizards. |
| 0:23.9 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:25.6 | That fake wizard crap. |
| 0:26.8 | No fake wizards. |
| 0:28.9 | What counts as a real wizard and what's a fake wizard? |
| 0:32.1 | People who can do magic and people who fake are doing magic. |
| 0:32.8 | Yeah, exactly. |
| 0:36.3 | Are there any real wizards? |
| 0:55.3 | Yes, dude. We'll find out. Fuck around to find out, dude. Fuck around to find out if there's real wizards or not, okay? I feel like you do hear a lot about real witches and, like, people, especially like recently, I feel like real witching has had a real romance. Witches and it's back. But real wizardry with the sun and moon robes and the big beers has not, has yet to come back. |
| 0:56.2 | Fuck wizards, man. |
| 0:59.3 | I think wizards are my least favorite magic creator. |
| 1:01.8 | I think witches, but not modern witches. |
| 1:15.2 | I think traditional pointy black hat, green skin, tattered kind of black dress, stripy tights, pointy red shoes, which is kick fucking ass. Wizards with their bullshit towers. No thank you. They're big heads and it turns out |
| 1:22.2 | they're just a man. I cannot believe what I'm hearing I fucking love wizards |
| 1:27.5 | You're a wizard Stan |
| 1:28.4 | That's fair |
| 1:29.2 | The kind of art that is like |
| 1:31.4 | This 80s illustration |
| 1:33.3 | Where it's a wizard |
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