Real Ordeal Holyfield. episode 8.

Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Janie and Paul (maybe) escape a gas leak. Janie overshares about health issues. Paul pwns symbolic gestures masking capitalistic motivations. The duo make the strongest modern case for bringing back the World's Fair.

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0:00.0	All right here we go. Have we started? Yeah. Well, hi. Well, hi. Remember that video of that cast?
0:10.0	Well, hi. Well, hi. hi.
0:14.0	Welcome to Steve.
0:15.0	I love that cat.
0:17.0	I love that cat.
0:18.0	There's a cat that meows.
0:21.0	It's a viral cat. And it's the way he meows he's saying well. He sounds like a little southern gentleman.
0:28.6	Well, hi. Well, hi!
0:31.0	Well, hi! All right, I'm so happy to have a cocktail.
0:36.0	I don't know if the world knows.
0:38.6	I don't imbibe except for stay-of-homekins. That's right. This is our little treat.
0:48.0	So basically...
0:49.0	Hey, welcome to stay of homekins. Hey, my name is Paul F.
0:52.0	Tompkins. I'm Janie Hadat Tompkins.
0:54.0	We are a married couple.
0:56.0	Quarantining together.
0:57.0	I'm an actress.
0:58.0	Yeah, we decided to quarantin, I'm a comedian.
1:00.0	Despite that, we decided to quarantine together.
1:02.0	We did.
1:03.0	So yeah, so back to my story, are you okay?
1:08.0	I have a nut husk in my throat.
	...

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