Real magic is real, I think
Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi
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4.7 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2022
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
In today’s installment of what’s wrong with Wells, he has a neck issue. He slept weird one night (like a goddamn whale in half, to be specific) and now it’s all gone to shit. Don’t get old, people. On a positive note, Brandi feels like she’s recovered from the ‘vid. Wells says he will never be sick because he’s going to do his cold plunges. He also shares an insane experience he recently had with a television, and you’re not gonna want to miss that. Oh, more good news for Brandi; she finally got her Jeep Wrangler and is a very happy gal. Your hosts then chat Bachelor in Paradise and how Alex may be a spy. Wells would also like everyone to please relax and let the show play out. It’s all fine, y'all. Relaxxx. He also posits if UFOs exist, magic is real. But Brandi quickly shoots down his theory. Wells would settle for some anti-gravity boots, but he’s done those water ones before and it didn’t end too well. Lastly, they chat about deodorant and docking…auditory discretion is advised. Apologies.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, here we go. |
| 0:02.5 | Check, check, check. |
| 0:04.1 | One, two, buckle my shoe. |
| 0:06.3 | Man, I got a neck issue going on right now, guys. |
| 0:10.1 | I don't know what to tell you. |
| 0:11.5 | Here's the thing about getting old. |
| 0:13.1 | It's like once you get past 35, it's like one little thing. |
| 0:16.8 | One little thing sets off a chain reaction in your body. |
| 0:19.8 | I slept weird one night. And all of a sudden I got crank on my neck, shooting pain down my left side, my pinky toe hurts for some reason, everything gets connected. |
| 0:29.7 | When I was younger, man, played rugby. |
| 0:32.1 | Get like my nose broken, be bruised and battered, go get wasted after the game next day, totally fine. No problem whatsoever. |
| 0:41.9 | Now if I sneeze wrong or if I have a hard fart, it's not going to be good. It's tough out here. |
| 0:47.5 | Just don't get old is what my suggestion for you would be out there. Just Peter Pan the |
| 0:52.3 | fuck out of this thing. And I can't even imagine how it gets... I'm still in my 30s. What happens in the 50s? 60s, 70s? Cool breeze can fucking give you a diarrhea. A bird chirps too loudly to your ears and all of a sudden you have diabetes? Like, what happens when you get... Like, if me sleeping weird has ruined everything in my body, what happens when I'm 60 and I hear a loud noise? Do I just die? Is that how people die? Get to like 90? Watch a scary episode of Law and Order and you're like, my heart can't take it. This is... We're going to start a domino effect of death for you. All right, so let's start to the show. |
| 1:28.7 | Should we call the brand? |
| 1:30.8 | Let's do it. |
| 1:34.8 | Falling apart, my body is. |
| 1:35.5 | What's that? |
| 1:36.5 | What's up? |
| 1:37.3 | Not much. |
| 1:40.3 | Is there a truck backing up in your house? |
| 1:41.5 | I think so. Are you in New York City? |
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