This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Day and Oi,

Hello Listen,

If you like this sort of thing you'll love the Hornsection Tour Show.

That's right, we're going on tour this year

We're hitting the road, so please come and see us

Somewhere near you. You'll get to see Willits little face

Benjamin's big muscles, Mark and Joe playing the horns, and of course our temporary

peerists, that's if you come to see the Horn Section, that's how like my tour.

Horn section, that's how like my tour.

Two more times.

Oh!

Take tickets to now available.

Have a look on the website.

You'll find it.

And that's how I like my, that's how I like my, that's how I like my that,

that's how I like my that's that's how I like my that's how I like my tour.

One morning Joe Auckland was at home drinking a glass of water.

One morning Joe Auckland was at home drinking a glass of water from a standard half pint glass.

It was, he thought, a normal day.

The water was fine. I didn't really notice much about the water. I was just at home having a drink of water as I do most days at some point.

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