Real Dolls Realize Real Lies

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 856 Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

We're coming in rock hard ready to split some synthetic cheeks. Mike's Real Doll fantasy becomes more of a reality by the second and quickly devolves into discussion of getting a Real Buddy doll made in Tim's likeness. Tim gives his blessing while riding high from a weekend filled with fun, food and backyard gymnastics, or dare I say...Tymnastics.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, dad meet.
0:03.5	I always want to do like an intro.
0:05.2	I always want an intro like that.
0:06.4	That would be my dream as someone introducing me somewhere by just going,
0:09.6	ladies and gentlemen, Tim Butterly.
0:11.8	And everyone's like, fuck, this is what I've been waiting for.
0:16.1	Mike, how you doing, dude?
0:17.6	I'm great, man.
0:18.1	How are you, buddy?
0:19.4	Pretty great.
0:20.0	I feel like you didn't love the intro.
0:22.2	So I kind of tanked my weekend.
0:24.1	Oh, dude, I didn't know you were actually starting.
0:26.3	Yeah, that was no dry run.
0:28.1	Dude, that was me first try.
0:30.6	Dude, that's how Chris Watts was introduced at his trial.
0:35.7	That'd be sick.
0:36.7	That'd be sick. That'd be really sick if you get to prison and everyone knows,
0:38.9	like you had a high profile case and like as they're walking down the line,
0:42.3	like everyone's getting ready.
0:43.3	He's like,
0:43.6	give me up cheeks.
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