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Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Real Christmas Trees Are In Trouble

Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Audacy

Comedy

4.41.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Don't you miss the smell of pine in the morning?

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0:00.0

Oh my God.

0:01.3

You're waking up with Sarah and Vinny.

0:03.0

Oh, look at that.

0:04.6

Alice at 973.

0:08.0

Fake Christmas trees, everyone, are now the norm.

0:11.7

Is that so?

0:12.3

Only 17% of people buy a real one.

0:15.9

Wow.

0:17.6

That is, I'm mystified by the number of Christmas tree lots.

0:21.2

They're now the overwhelming favorite.

0:25.7

You know, though, I had a fake Christmas tree for a few years and I just, it just wasn't the same.

0:32.5

It didn't have the same smell.

0:33.9

And in the end, John, and John hated it from the get-go.

0:36.9

He was not on board. He didn't like it. He just didn't like it. We had it about, I think we probably had it for 10 years. And he just finally said, I don't want it anymore. I want a real tree. I want to smell the pine. Yeah, I agree with that. I, we, I live in the mountains in Santa Cruz and or kind of near the mountains, I guess you'd say. And there's a bunch of Christmas tree lots there.

0:58.0

And we'd. agree with that. I live in the mountains in Santa Cruz or kind of near the mountains, I guess you'd say.

0:55.7

And there's a bunch of Christmas tree lots there. And it's a tradition. We go with the McCutcheons and we chopped down trees and we make an afternoon of it. And it's super fun.

1:06.8

You chop down your own tree? Yeah. Like you actually do the...

1:10.9

Yeah, we saw it that we walk through the trees are all on the hillsides up and down.

1:17.7

So you hope to find one down low, so you don't have to climb on the highway out.

1:20.6

The tie, I can't even...

1:22.1

Walking with it in my face and holding my head head like, oh, God, this sucks.

1:29.3

But that is what we do.

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