Reading

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Reading? Reading books? Ever heard of it? Mark, Bob, and Wade definitely have. They do it all the time... For sure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Strangle of fairness. Strangle of fairness. Strangle of fairness. Strangle of fairness.
0:07.0	I'm burning the apple.
0:11.9	Waaaaaaaaw! Wayne wins!
0:16.5	I know that I won the flip, and then I won the wheel, and I've got the...
0:20.5	Bob, you've won 1 out of, like, fifteen coin flips.
0:23.0	I've got the full redemption after all the coin flips stuff.
0:26.3	How did we get back here?
0:27.9	Well, I could change it so it was like, Tails is Apple and I burned the other one, so Apple wins.
0:33.9	So you're gonna arbitrarily change the rules after with a flip?
0:36.7	Yeah, of course.
0:37.5	Mark, that could make someone so angry.
0:39.5	Oh, now you're gonna do it.
0:41.3	What if?
0:42.1	What if?
0:42.9	Ooh, here's how we do it.
0:44.4	We end the episode on a cliffhanger.
0:47.2	And we don't say who won until the next episode of people have to listen to the next episode.
0:54.4	That way we can make up for Bob's next fuckup.
0:57.2	Wow, okay, so I don't know how to say it well.
0:59.4	Oh, blame word, blame word, blame word.
1:02.4	Good evening, gentle listener and welcome to The Stractable.
1:06.8	This week, it's at least a feat literary extravaganza you'll ever witness.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Distractible, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Distractible and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.