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The Valenti Show

Reading Yours + David's Own Texts About The Pistons Bet

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

David reads his own (and a few of your) texts about Valenti's Pistons bet.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, let's hear from the techs. We're having some fun. Pistons up to O. The shooting has been off the charts if this is truly what they're capable of, whether it's an all-time, I don't know, Eddie Papa Georgio Vegas heater or whether this is who they are now. If they do this, they can win the whole thing. Do I think they will? No. But in the name of fun and hopefully getting David on board, because I'm getting tired of being viewed as the guy who's like, no, they're not done at 3-1. Or, no, David, really? Are you picking against him again? David, the bet is available. And I'm ready if you are. Now, what are the texts you are receiving?

0:55.1

Now, you have personal and professional. Yeah, a few personal text here. I won't name names, but one simply says, wealth of the wicked, take the bet. All right, hold on. That felt insulting. No, it's not insulting. Wait, did your uncle just call me wicked? No, it wasn't. No, it texted me. That's a coward's way out.

1:28.3

It's basically saying take the money from gambling and basically wash it through the church and make it clean. Like a little Walter White routine. No, not that way. But it's all right. Yeah. Wealth of the Wicked. Someone says, someone else me, says, Mike has me rolling. Well, listen. I'm crying, but take the bet. Okay. Someone else here says, bro, take the deal. We can put that stop sign in the fellowship hall. What's the fellowship hall? It's where we have dinners where we, you know, meet, greet.

1:33.2

It's where you put the stop sign. Listen. It's time to meet and greet. That's where Greater Life starts eating that steak and lobster. Now they're going to get on that Joel Olstein plan.

1:38.4

All of a sudden, Greater Life's going to have a Gulfstream 700. 6-6. Okay, some text here says, stop, stop, stop.

1:46.4

Oh, my God, I'm dying with the pastor intros.

1:49.3

Jesus dunks in Phyllis, they say.

1:52.4

I like it. I like it.

1:53.4

David, you prayed for K.

1:55.2

No need to stop now.

1:58.0

Okay.

1:58.8

David, are you ready?

1:59.6

So, after receiving all of these texts, and thank you to the texters here for sending these in, I have made my decision.

2:09.5

Okay.

2:09.7

And David, before you just think, Shadrack, Meshach, and Abindigo, okay?

2:15.8

Go.

2:17.1

I am taking the bet. Go to Sunday school Go. I am taking the bet.

2:18.5

Go to Sunday school once.

2:19.8

I am taking the bed.

2:21.1

Let's do it.

2:21.6

I am all in.

2:23.3

They continue to do this.

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