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Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Reading Trashy Celebrity Tabloids

Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

This is us reading trashy celebrity tabloids!!!

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0:00.0

Hey, my name is Lucas and my name is Jacob

0:12.4

Welcome back to the brochure

0:15.2

Hi, um, it's a wonderful night at seven o'clock. This is another night episode. Yes

0:24.0

The brochure after dark

0:26.8

It actually isn't dark yet, but can we just talk about how it's getting darker and darker earlier and earlier every day that passes

0:34.4

Yeah, it's it's sad. I used to I remember when it used to be wide out at nine o'clock at night and now it's

0:40.6

pitched

0:41.6

Pitch black outside when it's nine o'clock when it gets to start being dark at five

0:45.9

Like why do we even do that as a society?

0:49.4

Like who's I know it's like Nate, but also we have the time change that adds to it and daylight savings

0:54.9

Um started because of founders

0:57.7

But I've I've heard people say that it's not needed anymore and also like I'm all for farmers like there is obviously so important

1:04.8

They give us food and stuff like can't they just adjust their time schedule? No, why is it cutting into my life when I'm an influencer

1:11.8

And so I just know that I hope people say it's not needed but I don't know

1:15.6

I mean it isn't because can't they just set their iPhone alarm clocks for one hour earlier like for their alarm clock when they wake up

1:22.1

Again, why are we relying on this made up time? I could just wake up earlier and treat five o'clock like it's nine o'clock

1:29.8

Oh my god, I'm actually not following the time. We just want oh my god, we're the ones following it

1:35.3

There's more than ones that are saying I okay you okay

1:38.8

I haven't been to a therapist, but I was just about to say

1:43.2

This is like it sounds like I'm such a in-unut person

1:46.0

I was just about to say when you're at the therapist and they say I've never been to a therapist

1:49.7

But I feel like this is something that the opistrate say your problems that you're experiencing right now you are creating them

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