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Monologuing

Reading Funny Conspiracy Theories

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Monologuing with Mads Mitch

Comedy

5.01.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2022

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

In today's episode, I'm reading the weirdest conspiracy theories I could find on the internet. From clones to water that turns you gay, there is no shortage of wild philosophers online. Let's dive in :) Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me! Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Insta: @maddy__mitchell My Tiktok: @mad_mitch

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello everyone and welcome by to Park Car Convos. I'm Maddie Mitchell and in this

0:18.9

episode I'm reading conspiracy theories but not normal conspiracy theories, funny

0:24.1

conspiracy theories that are like, wow someone actually believes that.

0:27.5

Full disclosure I have not looked at this list. I wanted my raw authentic reaction to these.

0:34.8

So if this is like a 32nd episode that's why it's because they did not deliver.

0:40.3

I was trying to like verbalize what I meant. I knew what I meant as always but I didn't

0:46.2

know how to say what I meant. Because I was like oh the craziest conspiracy theories

0:52.2

but then it was like real conspiracy theories and I was like, oh, the craziest conspiracy theories, but then it was like real conspiracy

0:54.4

theories. And I was like, no, I want like silly conspiracy theories so I can make fun of them and not

0:58.7

feel depressed because those ones are probably true. Some of them, oh, they're like a slippery slope,

1:04.7

but I used to be really into conspiracy theories.

1:08.5

I was a big Shane Dawson girly, so, you know, before I realized he was terrible,

1:15.7

I did like him, so I watched a lot of his videos

1:19.8

and he had a lot of, obviously,

1:23.9

conspiracy theory videos that I would just fall right into.

1:27.0

Like, one thing about me is if you give me

1:28.8

a conspiracy theory, I'll probably end up believing it.

1:31.5

Not because I'm stupid. Well, okay, it's because when people

1:37.8

present facts in such a extreme persuasive way like that, I'm so likely to be like okay like I remember

1:45.8

Shane Dawson did a YouTube video about flat earthers don't worry I'm not a

1:50.2

flat earther but I could be convinced I'm kidding because I

1:54.0

believe in science but the evidence for flat earth is like really weirdly

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