Before we get into this episode, I do want to give a trigger warning.

This is the scary episode, which means there are some intense themes and subjects that we are going to talk about.

Hello, and welcome to Smosh Reads' Reddit Stories.

I'm Shane, and today is a spooky, scary episode.

And I am joined by two people who are spooky and scary, Damien and Angela.

Whoa. Whoa. Oh my god. Psych. That's your thing. Bo. Bye. Hey! The smile monster. Best holiday ever? Best holiday ever. Next to Christmas. Agreed. What could possible, what do you? You're a Thanksgiving guy. I'm not a Thanksgiving guy.

I knew he's a Thanksgiving guy. I'm not a Thanksgiving guy. Yes, you are. I promise you I'm not a Thanksgiving guy. You're quoting the Thanksgiving guy. It's, yeah, I'm not a Thanksgiving guy. What the fuck are you? What are you? I'm thinking, let me think about all the holidays. I think about it. What are the other holidays?

The Boxing Day boy.

Arbor Day, Arbor Day.

Arbor Day.

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She's true. What are those? What are those Thursdays? No, these are open. I'm even... I don't know. Okay. Halloween's really fun. Here's what I like about Halloween. Here's my hot take. Yeah. Halloween, the day, it's always kind of whatever. The week? The month is what's cool. And it's not even because, like, I don't... I have so many friends. I feel like you're one of them who like their month is is like planned out.

Now I don't, I have so many friends. I feel like you're one of them who, like, their month is, like, planned out. I don't feel like you're, it's Damien. It just seems like you have so many friends. This is one of them. I have so many friends. I made it. Angelou, I made it. I have a lot of friends who I feel like how, like the October is their month, right? chance is another one. Yeah. I feel like where it's like, oh yeah, I've got it all planned out. Well, it's gay Christmas.

Halloween is another one. I feel like where it's like, oh yeah, I've got it all planned out. Well, it's gay Christmas. Halloween is gay Christmas. Yeah, yeah. But for me, I don't really feel like I do a lot throughout October. Like I don't, I go to like maybe one or two parties. Thanks. So cool. Compared in L.A. compared to like a lot of people that's a very small amount it's a big social but I have a lot of fun in my own geeky way where like in October I'm just like

well I'm gonna read scary books and watch scary movies so I kind of like I just have a theme

for like what I'm doing all the time I Yeah. I think it's just the vibe.

Like I call it like the month of it, I call it Pumpkin Times.

Yeah. The same way I know the McElroy's have Campbell Nights, but I've got I've got pumpkin times. Nice. Let's make it a thing. And you know like Christmas gets earlier and earlier every year. I'm starting to, you know, when we filmed this beginning of August,

I'm already seeing a bunch of stuff in stores for Halloween.

And I'm starting to, you know, when we film this, beginning of August, I'm already seeing a bunch of stuff in stores for Halloween. I'm like, good. Take it over. Yeah. I need that dopamine. I want

the like pumpkins everywhere. I want a spider web. Yeah. Get your pumpkins out. Get your pumpkins out,

dude. Hey. Get your pumpkin. Hey, it's Saturday morning. Reddit's here. Whip out those pumps. Pumpkin pancakes actually sound pretty good. I hate the way that I said that. I'm so sorry. A pumpkin ale. I can do a pumpkin ale occasionally. Yeah, usually they're too much. Usually, I don't drink anymore, but whenever I had a pumpkin ale, it sounded so good, but it didn't like, it didn't merge. Sorry, it didn't merge. It was just like, it was an ale and there was some... I get, I get what you're saying. Yeah. Well, are we ready for some scary stories? Yes. To get us in the zone. I hope this, I hope this, I hope this isn't too scary, Shane. Nope. Well, I have been informed that some of these stories

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