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The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Bryan and Krissy take a deep dive into the world of online meeting fails and meet some interesting humans along the way! It's a Zoom disaster episode of The Commercial Break! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So Bella brings me the post and I'm like, oh no, this won't be good. I mean, it's a vet's bill.
0:06.5	But then I remember many pets pet insurance. My complete policy covers Bella for up to £15,000 of vet fees.
0:14.8	And breathe.
0:19.5	Ensure your happiness with many pets pet insurance.
0:25.3	Get a quote at manypets.com.
0:28.4	Conditions and exclusions apply.
0:30.0	A little over a year ago, I had the worst stomach ache of my life.
0:34.6	I figured it was just the corn dogs I had for lunch. But when I went to the bathroom to relieve myself,
0:40.8	a hand came out of my vagina.
0:44.2	I was so stunned. All I could think to do was call my boyfriend Corey.
0:48.3	I said, Corey, a hand just came out of my vagina. A hand just came out of my vagina.
0:55.5	A hand just came out of my vagina.
0:59.5	A hand just came out of my vagina.
1:07.5	On this episode of the commercial break.
1:11.5	Third day is my day. I just realized and that's today and I haven't done it yet.
1:15.5	I know we're about to ask it, but we need to.
1:17.5	Ask her to get to.
1:19.5	Ask her does everything outside of the studio and we do everything inside of the studio.
1:23.5	Which is why we're constantly fucking up everything inside the studio.
1:26.3	That's where it's like.
1:27.8	That's where the other day she was like, just don't touch it.
1:29.5	I was like Instagram and she's like, just don't.
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