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Secret Keepers Club

Secret Keepers Club

Comedy

4.93.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Carly is back this week. thriving & answering your emails.  Email us at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com 

Get 10 free meals + a free Zwilling knife at
http://HelloFresh.com/skc10FM

 

 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Secret Keepers Club.

0:04.3

Thank you guys so much for cheating in. So happy to have you here. As always, my name is Carly Aculino. I'm your host, and we have a great episode for you today. A bunch of emails that you guys sent in to Secretkeepers Club at gmail.com that we're going to get to. We'll see how it goes. I'm drinking Diet Coke with lime in a pickle jar. and I don't want to hear it.

0:23.0

In a pickle jar. And I don't want to hear it in a pickle jar with a glass

0:25.3

straw because, which apparently are bad now. Somebody told me that the other day. I'm like,

0:32.0

I will never have another straw conversation. As long as the turtles are good, I don't care about it.

0:38.1

Because at this rate, we're going to just, it's going to be no straw conversation. As long as the turtles are good, I don't care about it. Because at this rate, we're going to just, it's going to be no straws.

0:43.2

Anyhow, I also, yesterday I went to my parents' house just for the day because I had to sign a few,

0:53.3

a few like documents., like, documents.

0:54.9

They're doing, basically they're doing their will and they put me in charge of

0:58.7

something were to happen to them, God forbid.

1:00.5

They, you know, I'll, I'll be the one who's in charge of, I don't know what.

1:05.2

I'm not really sure.

1:07.1

But when they had first told me this, about a month ago, my dad was giving me a few, like,

1:14.1

listen, if I'm not breathing on my own, you know, don't put yourself through that and all this.

1:22.2

I'm like, okay, okay, okay.

1:23.5

Then the parameter has got a little too loose.

1:30.0

Because last week, he texted me,

1:34.0

Hey, just so you know, just so you know,

1:38.1

if I can't choose solid food, just pull the plug.

1:42.9

I was like, yeah, I don't think they plug you in for that.

1:46.0

I think they just give you soup for that.

1:47.9

Like, that's not a life or death.

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