Read, rainbow monkey, read

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2021

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

An 18-month-old floats out a mile into sea, a man nearly masturbates to death, and some parents are disgusted about a rainbow reading monkey actor.

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0:01.0	Three rules.
0:02.0	Three pre rules today.
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