Read-ing festival
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2023
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Pete’s been on Facebook Marketplace again… What he’s found is predictably strange and, of course, unnecessarily explicit.
Once we’ve recovered from that, we then host our very own email read-out festival headlined by petrol pumps, an atomic wedgie gone wrong and Tamagotchis. It’s a beautiful lineup!
What to be on the lineup for our next festival? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.
The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | Do you ever worry, people take the football a little bit too seriously? |
| 0:06.2 | Very rarely does it all go completely silent because no one knows what- |
| 0:11.0 | If so, don't worry because the football ramble is here and we'll be releasing new episodes |
| 0:16.0 | every Monday, Wednesday and Friday this season. Trust us, it's not like any other football podcast |
| 0:22.7 | out there. Did you hear that a man of Buenos Aires was reportedly so desperate to get home |
| 0:26.2 | at the start of the semi-final against Croatia that he stole the bus? |
| 0:30.1 | But did he do the stops? He gets on the P.A. Good news for everybody listening to me. |
| 0:38.2 | On Mondays we'll relive all the bigger stories and the best nonsense from the weekend. |
| 0:42.8 | On Wednesdays we'll bring you our smoking hot takes on all the news you need to know about |
| 0:47.6 | and plenty you don't. Then on Friday we're here with the preview show to look ahead |
| 0:54.2 | to all the Premier League action before declaring the weekend officially open. |
| 0:58.6 | And in addition to all that, we'll bring you ramble reaction episodes the morning after |
| 1:03.2 | blockbuster midweek games and for any breaking news. And if European football's your bag, |
| 1:08.7 | we've got that covered too. Indeed we do, Andy Brassel here, join us over on the brand new |
| 1:14.4 | on the Continent Feed twice a week as we get stuck into all the important football stories |
| 1:20.0 | from all over Europe. So join Marcus and me alongside Jim Pete Fishan Andy on Mondays, |
| 1:26.1 | Wednesdays and Fridays. It's all the entertainment you need this season because football doesn't always |
| 1:32.8 | need to be serious. |
| 1:50.1 | It's the look of Pete Show on Mondays. |
| 1:55.2 | That's nice. That's good, that's good. I did that. I just got really excited to start |
| 2:00.8 | doing it. Sounds great. Look, did you notice the little Facebook Marketplace thing I found |
| 2:08.7 | about 10 minutes before the show? She watched up it to me. I will put it on the look and |
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