God, I hate that, man.

Welcome in. How is everybody?

Oh, goodness gracious, Rico.

I have to tell you.

My approach to our opening topic, I don't, I have no clue whether people will appreciate it, not laugh with me or be upset at me. I just know that I don't care. So here we go. We're going to

start with Michigan, Ohio State. We're going to get to the lines. But I thought from my perspective,

as an outsider, knowing that I don't like either of you.

Like if Bain rose up from the 50 and snacked every neck in the stadium, I'd probably laugh.

My point is, I found everything that happened Saturday hysterical.

All of it.

All of it.

From Ryan Day's stupid rosy face to players getting maced.

We have Gus Johnson saying we didn't cheat this time. We had Michigan win with 62 yards passing because Ryan Day wanted to prove how big his penis was.

It was the whole thing.

Jack Sawyer thinking he's the king of the Mahoning Valley.

Like, Jack, if you don't want them celebrating, win the game, son.

You got Sharon doing a pageant wave.

It was one of the worst football games I've ever watched with arguably the worst game plan I've ever seen.

Like, can you imagine your Ohio State? Your fan base is expecting 50 points. Here's the plan,

RICO. Trust me, this will work. We're down to O linemen. We're going to run right into the teeth

and two first round picks. But coach, we got first round, why receivers?

Doesn't matter.

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