This is the Dan Levatore show with the Stucats podcast.

Even though I am indeed behaving like a king with an extraordinarily weird dietary habit,

please get me a marlin here.

Go to Canada and get me a marlin so I can talk about what it's like to face Jacob

Misarowski because I've never seen anything like this. He's got 311 pitches this year that

have been 100 miles an hour. The next closest in the big leagues is that freaking Oakland,

Mason Miller the closer at 147. But a starter can't throw that hard for that many innings.

And he throws 57 pitches yesterday. I'm looking at what he's doing, and he's got nine strikeouts with 52 pitches thrown because he's just throwing everything in the strike zone and saying, go ahead, here. You think you can hit it? You can't hit it because I throw the ball too hard. I was watching Marlins Blue Jays last night. It got me thinking, what are the most random matchups in all of sports?

Because Marlins Blue Jays to me was just like, this one's odd. Everyone, let's just save it. Let's put it in our back pocket. Maybe later in the week. I want to go around to all the sports. And we just say the oddest matchups. Because I would not, Marlins, Blue Jays, it's odd. Mike Ryan is shaking his head at your back pocket.

Mike Ryan is shaking his head at your back pocket right now, and there's just so much judgment in what it is that he's doing. He doesn't think that your back pocket is worth talking about. He thinks that you should take it out of your back pocket, see if you can find the nearby bin over there and just dump it in the trash can. Mike, what's your nominee? Give me a baseball. Come on, tickle me. Give me a baseball. Johnny Mansell versus Bob Menoree. That is right. There you go. I like this one. Did you see that? Catch me up. I did, but Chris Cody needs a refresher. There was some kind of MMA fight, like one of those promotions, the YouTubers, you know.

Is this the Beasley-Lansom fight? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What a battle. And so Johnny Mansell fought some YouTuber I've never heard of before. He's one of the Nelk boys, I believe. Bob Menary, at one point. I know what those words, wasn't he? Mike's not making a weird face. He did the lip sync reading, right?

That's what he was most famous for.

He's got to be Nelke adjacent.

Nelke Cabr. Mike's not making a weird face. He did the lip sync reading, right?

That's what he was most famous for. He's got to be Nelka-jacent. Nelke-Cabra. It's just like, it was so pathetic looking for Johnny Mansell. He's out there. He's got the belly. And like, he's Johnny Mansell. And this is what he's doing now. It felt pathetic. It didn't even feel sad. It felt pathetic.

I mean, did you see what Sean Strickland said on the matter?

He's like, that was a circus. It was a whole fiasco. I was embarrassed by being there. I had to leave. I mean, Dana White was on commentary, and he was kind of talking around what was very clear during way in. Bob Menry's got something going on. He's like, this guy's on Adderall or something. He's got the jaw going. And yeah, it was a little bit of a train wreck to watch. But super entertaining. Man, Ray Jays got some weird trash talk. That's, you know, like when Mike Tyson started saying, I'm just going to bleep you until you love me, and then he just got into, like, gory detail, like, oh, this guy's done this before. It's kind of what it is with Ray J, only it's, it's Ray J. What was sadder during the whole thing, though, if you had to go to the top of the food chain on Sad? Was it Beasley against Lance Stevenson, or was there, and are the other things that you guys talking about here are sadder it was it was it was menary and the shape that he i've never seen someone come out

the gates that hot though like i don't know what was going on there dan he had so much adrenaline

to to start it was ray jay's press conference antics then getting knocked out and then taking

the microphone seemingly to complain to

the other fighter, hey, I thought we had an arrangement. That wasn't supposed to go that way.

Yeah, the Beasley-Land-Stevenson thing wasn't embarrassing. It was like, all right,

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