Oh, man. We are so back. That's right. That song is not just any open. Oh, no. That song actually is perfectly descriptive. We are back because Club Rossini is back. I hate the idea that we have to do this. I feel guilty.

I mean, I have so many good topics today. But as I've always said, people, we don't make the

news. We just report it. And the story that won't go away between two of the dumbest human

beings ever to be birthed into this world, Diana Rossini and Mike Vrable. I want to bring this up

because I think something is going on. Besides, you think? No, no, I mean, besides that. Because I think there is a PR strategy happening here.

And I said it to you.

I can't take Mike Vrable resigning off the chessboard.

And what's happening here is a trickle effect.

But back to the part of them both being brain dead stupid.

The latest report today is not only, you know, it's evidence.

It's in pictures.

It's in writing.

TMZ has provided documents showing that Mike Vrable and Diana Rossini rented a private boat together in Tennessee in June of 21.

Just the two of them.

There was not six, eight, ten, twelve people.

This was not a girl's trip.

Wait, oh, the girlfriends didn't show up for this?

No, but she did have a guest.

Who was that?

Inside of her, and I'm not talking about Mike Vrable.

She was pregnant for this voyage.

With her first child, that would be named Mike.

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