No, no, no, no, no.

That was me moments ago.

So we'll get to the Super Bowl, but we have breaking news.

And if you, next time you want to call me an old person and yelling at the clouds, when I say the sport of college

football is dead and is a total joke, this was my response to what Rico's about to tell you.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'll let you, but it's funny because whenever

I do a five-star zone, the running joke is, as soon as I finish, breaking news, breaking news will happen. So on the five-star zone I actually joked

about this and said would this actually happen? No, cut scene. It won't happen.

It did.

It's too silly to happen.

Why would you take a step back?

Here's your breaking news.

Chip Kelly, the head coach of UCLA, the Bruins, out in LA is stepping down to become the offensive coordinator of the Ohio State University

because Bill O'Brien is taking the job at Boston College. Okay? So he took a demotion.

No, no, hold on. Now work with me on this. I comp this to Wink Martindale at Michigan.

Because here's how this is going to roll. I comp this to Wink Martindale at Michigan.

Because here's how this is going to roll.

Chip Kelly ain't going to recruit for you.

Neither's Wink.

Chip Kelly ain't going to babysit you.

Neither's wink.

Chip Kelly ain't doing NIL. That'll be delegated to somebody else. Same as wink. You know what you get with Wink Martindale? I'll call your plays. You know what you get with Chip Kelly? I'll call your offense.

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