Guys, today we're talking about the Grammy Awards and unfortunately for both you and me,

Chapel Rhone having her nipples hold up her dress was not the most outrageous and performative

thing we had to experience.

It is a Monday. It's the beginning of the week here in the South. We are just easing back into

life after Snowmageddon today is the first day that we are actually able to leave our house. So let's just start simple with this episode. Let's start with like a palette cleanser. Let's start with the Grammy's fashion because in retrospect, looking back on Sunday night, it was a warning that we all should turn off our TVs and ignore everything that was going on. A couple of highlights or atrocities from the red carpet, first of which

was Heidi Kloom, who showed up barely able to walk in her saran wrap dress. Just take a look at this.

Like, I don't even know what we are seeing here. It looks like she's the mold for a statue.

But somebody posted this tweet and said, Heidi Kloom really showed up to the Grammys looking like

an uncooked chicken. Like my spatched cock queen. Heidi Klum, that is what she is serving. But she was not the only animal-inspired person present because Billy Eilish showed up looking like a penguin. Well, her and many others, actually. I take a look at this picture. This is her bad bunny and Miley Cyrus, who I I don't even know know what Miley Cyrus is wearing now. She went from bangers being fully naked to now being in like

a pantsuit with a leather jacket. All of that, though it is crazy, it is mild compared

to what is next, both in terms of fashion and politics, because nothing, and I mean nothing,

could have prepared me for this. And yes, that is Chaparone wearing a dress that is held up by nipple piercings. I feel like everybody goes to these ward shows and they try to be shocking. Like some people, they show up and they just want to be pretty and classy. They wear a simple dress. And then some people, you know, it's like Lady Gaga wearing the meat dress, but I, like, this might take the cake. Chaparone in a titty hanging dress. Logistically, I have so many questions. Okay, I'm sorry, I did zoom in. I'm not seeing a full nipple, like, are these like prosthetics? I don't even know what is going on. And obviously, like, looking at that, this is not somebody who is a good influence on society. This is not somebody that I would want my children looking up to

of people in Hollywood apparently feel different. And obviously, like looking at that, this is not somebody who is a good influence on society. This is not somebody that I would want my children looking up to.

But people in Hollywood apparently feel different.

Specifically, Jamie Fox, who stopped Chaparone on the red carpet,

dressed like this to say how grateful he is for her influence on his children.

Just watch.

Hello.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm like, hi. Just watch.

I mean, I know.

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