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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Reacting To The De'Von Achane Extension + Tony Takes A Shot At Dwyane Wade | Local Hour

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

"He's not a Miami Heat guy, he's THE Miami Heat guy." Jonathan Zaslow continues to shock us with things he has never done, this time claiming to have never worn a robe in his life. What an interesting guy that Zaslow is. De'Von Achane has signed a four-year extension with the Miami Dolphins, and the crew debates what the contract says about his fit in Miami's plans. Tony is tired of Dwyane Wade telling Heat fans to be patient, Jeremy is wearing really high socks with Charles Johnson, and Messi may have scored a hat trick, but we are not really sure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Do you think that you guys could put together a top five list of top five oddest things that Zaslow has never done?

0:08.8

Because it consistently comes up around here where we are talking about whatever.

0:15.6

And Zaslo pipes in with, I've never had a soda, or I've never had an almond joy, or this morning,

0:23.8

I've never worn a robe.

0:27.8

No.

0:28.8

I mean, I travel a lot, especially during football season, I'm on the road every weekend,

0:33.6

and that robe's like in the hotel room.

0:38.8

I've never worn it.

0:45.3

It's tough to top last week's revelation of the Zaslo men have never created a girl in over 100 years.

0:52.8

See if you can put together a top five list, but because Zaslo clearly has not had corrected yet,

0:57.1

the fact that he has some sort of Disney account that gives him and shouldn't give him giant sweets on the road when he travels.

1:01.8

Of course, he's getting rooms that have robes in them.

1:05.0

Not all the rooms have robes in them, but generally the suites do have some robes in them.

1:10.7

Shitty rooms have robes. Dan, shitty rooms have robes.

1:11.9

They're shittier robes, but they have them.

1:13.4

I'm pretty sure every hotel room in the closet has robes hanging. No. Yes. I mean, Dan, once in a last time, you were in a crappy hotel. You only go in suites. Crappy hotels. Put it on the pole at Lebitug show. You're just wrong, though. You've got a, the robe.

1:26.2

I'm the every man, dude.

1:27.7

No, but I'm in all these crappy rooms.

1:29.5

The robe.

1:30.4

Everybody, the robe. I'm the every man, dude. No, but I'm in all these crappy rooms.

1:29.5

The robe.

1:30.4

Everybody be careful.

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