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We got Brian Reacher and his friend Chris Reacher. It's a reach around table reach a reach a reach a reach a reach a reach around table.

Hey, everyone. What's up? Hey, yo, what's up? Everybody? What's happening? It's me. Chris Reacher, a.k.a. for this particular episode. Cheats Reacher in that I am. I suppose you could say under the influence. It is my first day of vacation from my doing my channel.

So I have indulged a little bit and I'm feeling a little loose and I'm joined by my tight knit brother Brian. I am. I'm very tight knit. I'm very tight knit isn't even the word. It's tightly loud.

I'm don't tightly wild too. I just I woke up this morning at 9 30, which is like a Reacher time. Really? Like you think that's early. Yeah, that's like how Marines wake up, right? They get up at 9 30. I woke up this morning. No, 5 15. That's that's that's no lie. Let me explain that though. I'm talking Eastern time. So 9 30.

But it's your time, right? Right. Yeah. So it's not. I mean, excuse me, it's not necessarily like it's an Eastern time doesn't change. I mean, you go to bed on Eastern time as well. So I don't know why that would play into it at all. It's all relative to where you live, right?

I don't believe in that actually. That's actually something I'm against is that it's different. I mean, it was 8 30 when you got up. But yeah, 9 30, you know, and my alarms going off and I'm going like this. It was still earlier. It was still earlier when I woke up.

He's been taking time zones into account. I still woke up considerably earlier than you over an hour earlier. But sorry, continue.

Alarms going off and I don't even know what the beeping is. So that was frustrating to me. So I might have slept 10 minutes just through alarm time too.

And I had to get up and get dressed and go to the doctor. Wow. I went to that. I went to a physician.

Oh, that's okay. So did you have some sort of injury where you're in some sort of physical education where three or four guys cornered you and you had to defend yourself and you took just a couple of alums, but they actually got the worst of it and you killed all of them.

No, I just establishing care at a new doctor. You know, I had to stop in and you know, I kind of thought she was going to put her finger up my butt, but she has not done that yet.

Oh, that's generally why me dinner first. That's what I say when my doctor does it when my doctor does the exam.

Yeah, why don't you buy me dinner first.

I quit going to my old doctor because she never stuck her finger up my butt since 2006.

And I was just like, well, any doctor that's not sticking their finger up your butt in 20 years is like she ain't going to ever stick her finger up your butt.

So you're obviously not getting the best care.

That's how I like thinking things.

Yeah, and it just means that like I just get you thinking like what other uncomfortable things doesn't the doctor want to do.

You know, because I always got the vibe it was just like she wanted to do it because it was uncomfortable.

And I'm like, wow, it's uncomfortable for me too, ma'am.

But can you can you can you mention that?

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