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reach around table. Sounds like a sex move. I swear it's not. I wrote it down. Never heard

it out loud. We got Brian, Richard, and his friend, Chris, Richard. It's a reach around

table. Reach a reach a reach a reach a reach a round table.

Hello, reach your heads and fellow reach Arunis. Welcome to the reach a round table,

non-sexual podcast about the television show, reach a ham. We are on episode numero two,

the first episode, which was intro episodes, actually episode zero should get very confusing

for people down the line. But I'm joined as always by my brother from the same mother,

Brian, Richard. Hi, Brian. I guess we are actually related. Right. Actually, brothers

and a lot of people don't know that and a lot of people say, Oh, that's kind of fun.

You're doing a little thing where it's like you're saying your name's Chris, Richard,

and you're saying his name's Brian, Richard. But the truth of it is we use fake names

in our everyday life because, well, I'll be honest with you, I did not want to be accused

of nepotism when I got into this industry. And I knew Brian with street fight and everything

was already swinging a pretty big dick around the internet. And I didn't want people to

say, Oh, the only reason that you were able to start your show that has marginal success

after a number of years of working at it is because you are brothers to Brian, Richard.

So I hope that's okay. Yeah, I think it's okay. I mean, why would you be honest about

the fact that your parents have a blue, what is that new meme thing? The blue thing

on Wikipedia? Yeah, the blue, blue hyperlink on, yeah, that's right. And of course, our

parents would because our parents are Jack Reacher. And whoever our mom is, we don't know

who our mom is because our mom left before we were born actually. And so Jack Reacher had

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