Waitrose 3 for 2 on chilled party food is ridiculously tempting.

So tempting that we'd understand if you cut down your guest list to have more of those

pillowy soft Santa bow buns, crispy carbonara bites and crunchy king prawn toast all to yourself.

Now, we're not encouraging this, but we'd probably do the same.

3 for 2 on chilled party food.

Waitrose.

Food to feel good about.

Selected lines and stores subject to availability.

Prices may vary in Channel Islands, little waitros and partners and concessions cheapest item free.

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This is UnFuck Nation. Now here's your host, Gary John Bishop.

All right, all right, welcome to this week's episode of UnFuck Nation.

I am your host, Gary John Bishop, bringing you

this nice hybrid accent that I've happened upon. I've explained about my accent before.

I'm actually very relaxed about it. I'm at peace with it. One of the things that I notice,

because, you know, I go back to, quote unquote, home, Scotland every few years. In fact, 2020 is a year when I'll be

visiting the motherland. And it's the first year that I'll be going back. And my actual

mother is not there. She passed away last year, which

was its own challenge. But at the same time, going back to Scotland usually means that my

accent of origin will come raging back. But it's a funny thing, you know, the accent,

because, you know, I noticed for myself,

you know, I've done lots and lots and lots of public speaking in my life.

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