Hi, Benchis. We hope you're doing well. As you may know, we're not publishing any

more main podcast episodes until 2022, but we are still very active on the

Patreon posting bonus episodes. There's more than 20 at this point, so if you've

ever wanted to get in on the Patreon now is the time. You have a great backlog

waiting for you at patreon.com slash Benchtopia. Here's a clip for our most recent

bonus episode. Okay, sorry, tell me what your okay apartment complex emailed you.

So that email is titled like re as an in response to this previous email

called skunk traps on the property. Now for the uninitiated, let me recap.

The original email skunk traps on the property is not about the hostage

situation. No, it's about the fact that we have skunks on our property and they

were. I was just gonna say it smells like skunks when I came up here. I thought it was

smoking weed. Well, we're about to find out why that is. Okay, re skunk traps

on the property. Good morning. This was sent at 4.30 pm. The traps caught a

raccoon and a skunk overnight. And I called the trapping company this morning so

that they could be picked up and removed from the property. However, a woman who

lives up the street found out. And for some unknown reason, she came onto our

property using the front gate code this morning, which obviously a tenant in

this building provided her with and released both. She got sprayed by the skunk in

the process. Which I'm sure most of you could tell from the smell of the property

in the building this morning. All of this she has. She said,

free them. It's so funny that she doesn't even live on the property. So somebody gave her

the code so that she could go in. It's not that hard to find. It's like for like digits.

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