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I feel like I want to get into talking to you guys. I really do. I miss you. Sean, I owe you a call. I know that you phased time of the other night, and I never called you back. And I'm just realizing that now. That's okay. And I miss you desperately. I miss you guys too. And are you okay in Chicago? Oh, William. Thank you. Yes. Are you? Okay. I mean, it's other than the sirens going off every single day. Every fucking night. And the guy across the hall from us has a dog. They leave their door open, and it barks so loud. It sounds like it's in our apartment. And then it gets all the dogs down the whole hallway going. Every dog starts barking. Have you talked to him about it or giving them a hairy eyeball on the elevator at least?

No, I don't.

What are you guys about masks?

Like people in this building...

On dogs?

They are carriers.

No, like some people in the building don't wear masks anymore and some people are like, oh, the mandate's over. I would like to do it based on how they look. Like, ooh, you need a mask. You know what I mean? But what else? I always forget to bring a meal to rehearsal, too. So I'm kind of hungry all the time. We only get 20-minute breaks. So if if i run home isn't this an amazing story if i run

relatable maybe the soldiers in the ukraine would like to hear about your 20 minute breaks yeah maybe

they want to talk about your tech rehearsal snacks aren't great wait yeah are you going to start complaining

about your blocking next yeah yes oh thank you for bringing that up wait take it up with the director

we don't want to hear about the blocking on your play no so i have 20 minutes i don't know what to i never Yeah. Yes. Oh, thank you for bringing that up. Wait, take it up with the director.

We don't want to hear about the blocking you on your play.

No, so I have 20 minutes. I don't know what to do. I never have. Anyway, I'm always hungry. Yeah. Yeah. Jason? I don't have any complaints. I just feel for my fellow citizens around the world. Likewise. Sean, you would have loved it last night.

I had Jason's wife, Amanda, here at the house,

and his daughter, Maple.

But no, Jason? To have dinner with my phone. And not Jason, no. No, because today's Saturday. Yesterday was a work day. So you're starting dinner at 5 o'clock. That means I still got two hours of work left. But wait, what a joke says this, says the guy who since January 1st has played 34 days of golf. And none of them on the weekend, by the way, because he's not allowed to play on the weekend. Because that's family time. So let's talk about work days. Wait, isn't that a new, is that a new rule? It is a new rule. And I feel good about it. And I'm also a new rule is... This is also something our citizens in strife around the world.

Does it have to do with your Tesla?

Go ahead.

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