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🗓️ 11 September 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, listener. |
| 0:03.1 | My name is Jason. |
| 0:04.1 | I will be one of three hosts. |
| 0:06.7 | I'm an on-time host. |
| 0:08.9 | You're going to have a couple of tardy hosts joining us soon. |
| 0:12.6 | If not, you're just going to get me. |
| 0:14.1 | Just a solo episode with me. |
| 0:16.3 | I hope that's not your future. |
| 0:17.9 | But until then, let me tell you a little bit about myself. I'm a |
| 0:23.1 | Capricorn, Saj Moon. I love things sweetened with anything other than sugar. I've had addiction |
| 0:31.7 | issues. I've got a handle on that, I think, unless you put something sweetened with sugar in front of me. |
| 0:38.3 | It's a real trigger situation for me. |
| 0:41.0 | I just go right down a hillside full of sand. |
| 0:44.8 | Oh, just in time, here are the idiots. |
| 0:48.3 | Guys, welcome to Smartless. |
| 0:49.3 | Smart. |
| 0:51.2 | Smart. |
| 1:12.2 | Smart. Smart. The listener does not know this, but this is our second episode today that we're recording. |
| 1:15.2 | So what did you guys do in between shows? |
| 1:18.9 | I had a little egg sandwich. |
| 1:19.7 | I had pasta. Then I made myself, not an egg salad sandwich like Sean would have made. |
| 1:24.1 | You had an egg sandwich? |
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