Hey, it's John Hamm.

I got here early and set my tech up very quickly, so of course I'm waiting for three idiots.

Welcome to Smartless.

Smart.

Smart.

Smart.

Nice. Smart. Smart. Oh my God.

Smart.

Loss.

Oh my God.

That gives me... Is that Yaz?

Yeah.

Yaz it is.

That brings me back to...

I met...

I went to Chicago once to work the phones at a charity,

uh, or a, uh, a, a, uh, a, a, uh, a, a, uh, a, a, uh, a, what have you done with my Jason? Yeah. And I, uh, I met, uh, I met a, I met a girl there. And she was also working the phones. and we fell in love.

And?

And I was 15 and I went back home.

I talked to my mom about this love I fell in with this girl in Chicago for a whole full week. She said, why don't you go back and see her? I'll take you. I'll go with you. I was like, great. My mom and I got back on a plane the following weekend, went back to Chicago. And I had the most... Because you told her you fell in love with a girl? Yeah, working the phone banks with me at this telethon. And we had a magical weekend. And that was that. All we listened to was Yaz the whole weekend. Yeah, only you. It's one of the best songs ever. Now, Jason, did you know that the guy who wrote all those Yaz's songs wrote all those ERAGers songs and wrote Depeche Mode songs. Really?

Vince. did you know that the guy who wrote all those jazz songs wrote all those erasure songs and wrote Depeche Mode songs? Really? Vince Clark. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Yeah, Benjamin. Well, Vince Clark was the writer of Yaz, and then he went to Depeche Mode and wrote, you know, just can't get enough in all those kinds of songs. Then he left Depeche Mode and went to Eurasia and wrote all the names. So now let me ask you this here's a little here's a Sean you might know that you probably do the name of the lead singer of Yaz what was her name

Allison Moyet wow again I said you may know this but yeah okay well do you guys

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