Re-Release: Donkey Crotch (w/ Sean Patton, Chelsea Devantez, and Scott Thompson)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.2 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Happy 4th of July! On a Re-Release episode of Bad Dates, host Joel Kim Booster welcomes comedians Sean Patton, Chelsea Devantez, and Scott Thompson to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Sean asks her out for the bit but he’s the one who gets nibbled, Chelsea becomes a prisoner of the bit with the wrong kind of artist, and Scott’s failed Fort Lauderdale hook up becomes a bit he can monetize. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [email protected], we can’t wait to hear all about it! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel for video clips. Buy tickets to our live show at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles, CA on July 24th, or buy tickets for streaming. Joel Kim Booster: Psychosexual, Fire Island, Loot Season 2 Sean Patton: Tickets and info at MeSeanPatton.com, English Teacher on FX Chelsea Devantez: Glamorous Trash podcast, @chelseadevantez on Insta Scott Thompson: FUBAR on Netflix, new Mouth Congress album, find info, links, and tickets at NewScottlandland.com

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0:00.0	Smart Plus Media.
0:10.4	Hey, folks, Joel Kimbooster here, just dropping in to let you know that this week is, as you've probably noticed, a rerun of an old episode featuring Sean Patton, Chelsea Devontes, and Scott Thompson.
0:22.8	Do not worry, though. We will be back next week with brand new episodes. And there are some
0:27.5	changes coming around the pike that you guys should be really excited for. Also, if you are
0:32.9	thirsting for some live bad dates content, please buy tickets to our show on July 24th at Dynasty
0:40.2	Typewriter. All proceeds from this show will go to SELA Homeless Coalition to help people get back
0:46.2	on their feet here in L.A. Tickets are at squatup.com. I will see you back here next week with a
0:52.4	brand new episode and hopefully see you in the audience at Dynasty Typewriter on July 24th.
0:57.4	Bye-bye.
0:58.1	Bad dates.
0:59.4	A friend of mine just went to Bergheim, the sex club in Berlin for the first time.
1:02.8	And he accidentally went on Piss Night and he didn't know and he's not into that.
1:07.6	And he was complaining to me because he was like, I went into the urinals to try and
1:11.5	pee and this guy was just like kneeling by one of the urinals and he was, it was so creepy and he wanted
1:16.4	me to pee on him. And I was like so freaked out. I just peed in the urinal. And I was like, dude,
1:21.0	it means nothing to you. It means everything to him. Just pee on him.
1:45.3	Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to another episode of Bad Dates.
1:47.5	I'm your host, Joel Kim Booster.
1:51.5	And yeah, I sound a little sexier than normal today. And that is because I had a good weekend, not like a fucking nerd, like some of my guests today
1:57.9	who have incredibly sultry sounding voices.
2:02.9	You're just going to have to deal with it today, guys. You're going to have to deal with it. This is how I sound like today.
2:06.4	And it may not sound quality-wise, incredible, but the content is fire, as always. I promise you.
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