Mr. Carvey has our conversation started.

Would you have things you want to say to me offline

that you're scared to say to the public?

Not necessarily.

I just want to say that in terms of my hair color on my chin,

yes, well, I reserve the right to do anything I want

with my hair based on older rock stars who I admire.

Like Ringo's star is encased in chocolate brown hair.

And so why should I be Santa Claus on the chin?

100%.

Hey, welcome to the podcast.

Welcome to literally.

It is my extreme pleasure today to have, look,

I've worked a lot of funny people, but I've never worked

with someone funny where I look in their eyes and realize

that they would eviscerate my human flesh for a laugh.

There's a phrase people use about comedy killer,

and people can talk about who's funnier than who and whatever.

But in terms of killer and killing and onstage comedy violence,

it's Dana fucking Carvey hands down.

And I cannot wait to literally see what he has to say for himself.

The first time I hosted, I always tell people getting on live television

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