Re-Release - Can't Hardly Wait (1998)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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He buds, we're off again this week. We should be back next week with. a new joint for you. In the meantime, please enjoy this re-release our Can't Hardly Wait episode to bring some joy & remind you to go listen to the Replacements. We love you all. Be safe.

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0:00.0	Hey, Katie.
0:10.7	Hi, Alan.
0:11.1	Good. I'm really good. It's Kenny Fisher Day.
0:15.4	Kenny Fisher Day.
0:16.9	Yeah. Every so often, one of my cousins and I declare it, Kenny Fisher Day.
0:20.6	Oh, okay. It's a random day every year, and we just say things that Kenny Fisher says to one another.
0:25.4	You don't put on giant pants and goggles? No, I don't. But I do say, 92%.
0:31.0	What's the hose line? I don't see no hose, Kenny.
0:38.3	Oh, what are we doing this week on Werewolf Ambulance?
0:42.0	Our podcast about horror movies.
0:44.0	We're doing the 1998 teen romp can't hardly wait.
0:48.1	Yeah, we're finishing out the month of love.
0:49.6	Yeah, it's gonna be fun, I think, probably.
0:52.0	Alan's so mad already.
0:53.4	No way, dude.
1:11.2	Steam coming from his ears. Quick question. How did you watch this movie? How did I watch it? Yeah, did you watch, did you like rent it on Amazon? I rented it on Amazon. I watched it on Tubey. Did you? So every five minutes, there were three commercials and they were all the same progressive commercial. Why did you not just rent it?
1:13.1	Progressive and then Fandul.
1:14.1	Oh, God.
1:18.7	That guy's his hair keys blow it up and the hair chair turns on and Sprint's like, I know it.
1:21.7	And he's like, no, Philadelphia didn't spread and blah.
1:23.8	I literally have no idea what you're saying.
1:25.4	Fandul's a betting with San. Why didn't you just read it?
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