You're about to listen to Bananas for Bananza Episode 5, which was originally released on May 25th, 2020.

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I'm Bananas for Bananza.

Yeah!

There he goes. Fire those pistols into the air there, mutt.

I got no sealant left.

I know. I am worried about your sealant. Is it just you can just see the night sky through there at this point, huh?

There's literally a hole for every star in the sky, perfectly placed, and I can just look at the constellations through the Swiss Chiesa Masila.

Beautiful. What a great idea. Well, folks, my internet connection is unstable, but I am perfectly stable.

And we're going to soldier on through it, folks.

I got to say the beginning of this show every time. Hello, friend. Come on in. The gate is open wide.

And that's from the lyrics to the theme song of Bananza, which as well, I believe have established previously,

those lyrics was written to match a song that had already been written. And therefore it's, it's difficult. It's a hard.

It was hard. It sounds like it was hard work. That's what I'm saying.

Folks, welcome to Bananas for Bananza with Dalton Wilcox. That's me. I'm Dalton Wilcox. I'm a real working cowboy.

I am the poet laureate of the West in our nation's foremost collector and chronicler of the wit and wisdom of the West.

This is episode five and episode three of Bananas for Bananza, in which we will be discussing season one,

episode five of the greatest television show in the 200 year history of televised entertainment, Bananza.

And man, oh man, this is a good one. It's a, it's a funny one. And it is a historically poor, tencious one.

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