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🗓️ 1 April 2023
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, Pete, do you have the button ready? |
| 0:03.0 | Yeah, we're good to go. |
| 0:05.0 | Hey, Tenors, Ryan Willard here, and I came in early to let you know that your host, Bethany Van Delft, is suffering from a mild fart attack. |
| 0:13.0 | The constant and uncontrollable farting began today after... |
| 0:16.0 | Hey, Pete! |
| 0:17.0 | Hey, Ryan, wait, why are you early and why are you sitting in my chair? |
| 0:22.9 | Bethany, that smells like hot garbage. Ew! |
| 0:27.2 | Wait, what, what is going on? |
| 0:29.7 | Oh, good gravy, Bethany. That smell is making my teeth hurt. |
| 0:34.1 | Bethany, your farts are making my beard fall off. |
| 0:37.9 | Well, tenors, you know what they say. |
| 0:40.3 | He who smelt it, dealt it. |
| 0:43.1 | Also, he with the cool fart box. |
| 0:45.7 | Can I borrow that? |
| 0:46.7 | I'm going to see my dad later. |
| 0:48.2 | He would get a kick out of that. |
| 0:49.9 | We wish you well in your battle against this epic fart attack. |
| 0:53.3 | I am not Bethany Van Delft. |
| 0:55.0 | It's Friday, April Fool's Day, and this is the 11 News. |
| 0:59.0 | Ryan? |
| 1:02.0 | 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. |
| 1:09.0 | I'll give it to you. That was a good one. I probably should have checked the date on the |
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