RDR Scared Straight

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5 • 983 Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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0:00.0	I know, dude.
0:04.0	I know, dude.
0:06.2	Yeah.
0:09.6	We did a podcast with one of like a shitty modern art piece.
0:17.1	What was that hanging behind us?
0:19.0	Like that was last week, guys, if you didn't notice,
0:21.0	that painting wasn't hanging there. The painting behind me right now, a masterpiece.
0:27.1	I mean, a true masterpiece. I know that there's probably there's blood and semen in it or on it.
0:32.6	Placenta, a lot of stuff. Yeah. It's me. It's Leo. It hangs behind us. It was done by Brooks Kosovo. And if this isn't up here, the podcast isn't right. The world isn't right. Yeah. We come in here last week, Leo and I, and we got a lot on our mind. Austin and Dino are so incompetent that him, Leo and I, we got to go over there and work on the mixer. We got to make sure the mics, the cameras, the SD cards, everything's operational. We missed this. And I think
0:59.0	there's a reason the podcast sucked ass last week, because the wrong painting was up. A hundred
1:04.5	percent. And we're not going to let that happen anymore, right, boys? Not again. God.
1:10.4	What are you thinking, dude? What are you thinking, dude?
1:12.0	What are you thinking, Austin?
1:13.5	I wasn't thinking.
1:14.4	That was the thing, man.
1:15.8	I wasn't thinking at all.
1:16.6	Dude, can you imagine if they did this to like a Vladimir Putin, dude?
1:20.5	Can you imagine what would he do?
1:23.3	What would Vladimir Putin do to these two?
1:25.6	What I wish I had the nerve to do? You know, Leo, there is going to come a day where we have enough influence where if we want to stomp one of these cock suckas out, we can do it and the cops will turn the other way. Yeah, as long as it's like from within an inch of his life, you can't kill him, but we can almost kill Dino a couple times a year. And no one would care. I mean, right now, probably no one would care. Dino, he's got the bone structure of an 89-year-old woman. If we tabletopped Dino, he would almost die. Oh, I broke my hip. The time that he wrestled Mudflap and a very, well, we've always had this fantasy that Mudflap
2:01.0	will one day overtake Dino and insert his penis and his an anus, aka, rape. This is a thing
2:06.3	that's funny when we're drinking and stuff. But we made them fight one time. And it was like,
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