Stephen, I am the greatest vacuumer in the history of vacuums.

V-A-C-U-U-M.

That's how you spell vacuum, and I know how to wield a vacuum, because it sucks.

Steven, do you like vacuuming?

Well, I have a robot vacuum, so I don't really vacuum these days.

Just one?

I have two, actually.

How many have you burned out?

Well, the first one I burned out the one

wheel because I guess there was so much grit stuck in there. It ended up grinding the gear away

after a while. But I sent it in and got it back within a week and it was like a $40 fix. So not a big deal.

But they've been going strong for, geez, four or five

years now. And how many times a day do you run them? I used to run them daily every single night.

Now I run them only every two or three days. What changed? Having a child. There's a lot more

crap on the floor that I have to clean up before we vacuum. Oh yeah,

because I remember you used to run it like twice a day. Uh, no, I never did twice a day. It was once a day.

It's just so much vacuuming with a robot vacuum. Well, I have a dog. So it was just so nice to come

downstairs every morning to like a nice, clean, tidy house. Like there was never a crumb on the ground.

I have a cat and I have hair

and I never run my robot vacuum. Yeah, and there's hair everywhere. No, no, no. My cleaning

people were here yesterday. Not at the factory. Not at the factory. I, I, that's not at my house.

They were at the, they were at my house. What's funny is I actually

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