Stephen just picked up my new jeans.

Check this out.

The denim made in Japan.

The pants put together in Sweden all the way to my ass.

You know how much they were?

$295.

Stephen, do you know how much my new pair of jeans were?

You said it in the voicemail.

I did.

295 big boys.

Oh, that's right. $295. Oh, my God. Well, so there's a gene place around the corner, right? I've been wearing

these other jeans for years, multiple pairs. I've probably gone through six to seven or eight pairs of

them because within a year, regardless of how many times I wear

them, there's a hole in the crotch. Like always, because my thighs are big, because I'm an athlete,

and my penis takes up all that space. And so it wears out a hole on the right side every time.

It's the inside thigh on the right always gets a blow out there. And they tell me that's where

jeans generally blow out. But the problem is, it's within a year. And yeah, I wore them every

day. Yeah. But I also then tried a test where I bought three pairs and I rotated. And they were

written. I wrote on the, um, on the tag one, two and three. Tuesday,

Wednesday. No, I wrote one, two, and three on the tag. So I knew one, two, three. And I would

rotate them. And they still, number one. Yeah, basically. And after eight months, they still had that

blowout issue. So I've been wearing these Africa pants as I call them since I wear them in

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