Hey, Stephen, I'm out here. I'm a second shooter. I'm such a second shooter. I'm so good at being a second shooter, by the way. I mean, I'm out here producing and shooting and watching bowlers, the best bowlers in the world.

Stephen, how in 2025, the year 2025 of our Lord, Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, does it, does internet suck

at a hotel? Is it that bad? Well, yeah, I can barely loan porn. I can barely load a normal

website. It's your daily driver, right? It's just like, how is it even possible that I'm getting

eight up and eight down barely? Eight up and eight down isn't terrible, but it's when you don't even

have like one up or one down. That's when it's like, oh my God, this internet doesn't even exist.

Well, and this is one of those long-term stay places you would

expect that they would have some good internet so then they offer you like for 495 a day you could get

the faster internet so i couldn't even get that to pop up i couldn't figure out how to reset the entire

thing so that that shit popped up on my screen and I forgot my network. I reset. I cleared cookies.

I did the browser. I did all of that stuff. And still, I couldn't, I couldn't get it to reset.

And then so I go downstairs and the guy at the counter is like, our internet's not very good.

And I'm like, okay, what about the pay internet? He's like, he's like, that internet's not any good either.

He's like, and he's like, Marriott wants us to downgrade our internet. I'm like, that makes lots of

sense. I'm going to talk about this on my podcast, which I didn't tell him. I just thought it. I'm like,

okay, well, thank you. It's obviously not his fault. He doesn't have control over it, so I'm not going to be an asshole to him. I would use my

tethering data on my phone, except for the fact when I was in Hawaii and we had shitty internet

in Hawaii at the hotel, I needed to upload 11 gigs. So I used all of my tethering data on my phone,

which was like 30 gigs, which I didn't even know was a thing. I thought you could just tether with

unlimited data. And I got around that by by sending like an 11 gig file to my phone,

the video that I needed to upload for you guys to edit and then uploading it with Wi-Fi data.

So it was like I was able to do that, but I can't tether because it downgrades it to 128KB, which is literally

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