Hey Steven, guess what? Jesus called and he said I've been approved with all access to photograph your baby's christening.

Isn't that great? Jesus was like, you've been approved! And I was like, thank you, Jesus. I'll be there and I'll take pictures.

And thank you for letting me into your house of worship, even though I'm Jewish.

Stephen, am I not the bestest writer of jokes in the history of joke writing on this podcast?

The bestest of the best.

On this podcast.

On this podcast.

I really think.

Well, I mean, Jesus did call.

He did. And he said, take the wheel.

Oh. Jesus take the wheel. But no, I was approved, Stephen. I was approved to photograph your

baby's baptism. You were. All access. All access except for up on the thing where the Jesus water is.

The sanctuary.

What kind of water is it?

Have you ever seen what kind of water they put in there?

It's holy blessed water.

I don't know what the Jews use in mitkvas.

Do you know what a mikva is?

Nope.

That's where people go and convert to Judaism.

And it's like this pool.

And it looks like a pool. And you got to get

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