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Man, this dog pees on everything.

Come on, dog.

Come on, dog.

I'm doggy sitting, Steven.

I'm right now taking a walk with the Diog.

It's my friend's dog.

She had to go away, so I'm doggy sitting.

That's right.

I've been trusted to take care of the Diorg.

Okay, Georgie, good dooggy.

Stephen, I just looked over to the right, and the dog's nose was a centimeter or maybe even a millimeter from my tripod foot.

My tripod leg?

Triplod must smell like cheese.

No, she, no. She just wants to be closer to me like most women. They want to be closer to me. But I'm like, if your nose messes up my tripod, Stephen is going to be the upset one. Not me, Stephen.

That bitch better not touch it. Hey, who are you calling a bitch?

I mean, she is, right?

A female dog.

Stephen, she prefers to go by they, them.

Oh, excuse me.

And she will let you, sorry, they will let you know about their pronouns.

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