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Hey, Stephen, guess what I'm calling you from?

That's right.

A cell phone!

It so happens to be an iPhone 15 Pro Max, that's titanium and in my hands right now.

Because I'm so cool, I got it early up here in new york

and uh i'm going to test it out but um i'm cool because because i got it aren't i cool am i

stephen how cool am i look how cool i am oh look at you new iphone i got iPhone before everybody

well not before everybody else exclusive Exclusive. I got it.

I got it after the people who went to Cupertino. After all the cool people. Yeah, yeah, the cool people.

Ted Forbes, uh, the, the, the, the person Jordan people. Yeah. Jaron. Who had to fly to. I wonder if all

three of them got a phone. I certainly hope not.

I certainly hope that, especially when some of them don't actually use iPhones at all. But,

you know, I got the call almost every year where I go up to New York to have a meeting with Apple.

And then you, they tell you about the phone. And then you leave there with the phone. And so I had to do that this year again and, uh, got the 15.

Can you just tell them like I just watched the entire live stream, but you don't need to go over all the bells and whistles again with me?

No, Steve, I have to sit there for two hours.

I sit there. Well, it was, it was at least an hour and I ended up leaving early because I booked my trade. They haven't been this

long in the past. Usually it's like 30 minutes and you're out. This time they did it where they do a

really good job. So let's just say that. They do an awesome job. You go to this loft that's beautiful.

It's like my house, right, but except $20 million because it's in, it's in Soho. And it's just gorgeous. But I hear it was in some

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