Beep, this is a voicemail that's not really actually a voicemail.

It's me.

It's Jared.

I don't know why I started it off that way, but I guess it's because Stephen still isn't here.

Stephen will be on the show next week.

At least that's what he told me.

He said he was currently at the

pediatrician's office with the little bundle of joy and I may go over to take some photos of

the baby tomorrow. Not that Stephen can't take photos of the baby, but I wanted to get photos of

Stephen with the baby and Nicole, because I'm sure Stephen takes great photos there

of the baby, but he won't be in some of them. And that's why I want to go over there and

take some photos with him. So I was unable to get anybody else to come on the show. I'm actually

recording this later than normal. It's 5.57 in the evening because I was in New York City the last day and a half at the

build conference, the DNH's build thing. And I actually needed to take a little napy nap on my

sofa over there that I'm pointing that you can't tell where I'm pointing to and just to feel

a little bit better. I'm tired. And it's not from staying up late and partying

and hookers in blow in New York City, though that would have been interesting. That didn't actually

happen. But it's actually more tiring because I have to be on 100% of the time when I'm at

these events because I'm getting stopped by a million people.

I can stand in one place and I'll take like 73 selfies.

And I don't mean that in a bad way and I'm not upset by doing it at all.

I'm going to talk about that more in this episode.

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